🔥 EPIC ULTRAS 2.0 TRAFFIC ERUPTION 🔥

Cold, Server-Side Proof that EpicUltras.com
Is Owning the Ultra Conversation…Again!

Opinions are cheap.

Rumors are cheap.

Social posts come and go.

Web Server logs don’t lie.

What you’re looking at here is AWStats data straight off the EpicUltras.com server, not a Canva graphic, not a marketing slide, not some “trust me, bro” screenshot.

This is machine-counted proof of what’s really happening behind the scenes.

🚀 DECEMBER 2025 (PARTIAL) – ALREADY A MONSTER

We’re not even a third of the way through December and EpicUltras.com is already sitting on:

2,356 unique visitors
6,724 visits
54,487 pages viewed
80,682 hits
123.11 GB of bandwidth served

That’s before we’ve even opened one race to the GP, or dropped our next wave of content and offerings.

On this pace, December is going to dwarf everything that came before it.

💣 NOVEMBER 2025 – 8,222 UNIQUES

More Than UltraRunning Magazine’s Published Subscriber Base

Ask any modern AI model for the published subscriber base of UltraRunning Magazine and it’ll come back with the same thing:
“7,500+ subscribers.”

Now look at November:

8,222 unique visitors
Tens of thousands of visits
Hundreds of thousands of page loads
Massive bandwidth consumption

That means, in one month, more unique humans hit EpicUltras.com than UltraRunning Magazine even claims as paying subscribers.

This isn’t “comeback energy.”

This is market-share-disruptor momentum!

📈 OCTOBER + NOVEMBER – A TWO-MONTH WAVE OF OBSESSION

Stack October and November and the picture gets even bloodier:

12,000+ unique visitors
Well over half a million hits
More than 2 terabytes of data served

That is the footprint of:

a movement
a rumor mill on fire
a fanbase checking in repeatedly
people hammering archives, stats, reports, and every page they can find to figure out what the hell is happening with Epic Ultras 2.0

This is not casual browsing.

This is obsession.

🧠 THE REAL TELL: RATIOS THAT SCREAM “STICKY AS HELL”

High-level digital marketers don’t just look at raw numbers…they look at behavior.

Pages per visit: 7–9+

Normal sites limp along at 1–2 pages per visit.

EpicUltras.com visitors are consuming 7, 8, 9 pages every time they show up.

Hits per visit: 11–17+

Again, way beyond average.
That means people are loading:

galleries
archives
blog posts
stats reports
multiple sections per session

They’re not glancing.

They’re digging.

Bandwidth: Hundreds of GB per month, multi-TB total

You don’t burn that much bandwidth on “curious” traffic.

You burn it when people are fully immersed, scrolling, reading, screenshotting, sharing, going down rabbit holes.

This is what cult-following metrics look like.

🧩 “COULDN’T SOMEONE JUST PHOTOSHOP THIS?”

Short Answer: No. Long Answer: Hell No!

Anyone who understands AWStats knows how hard it would be to fake these visuals convincingly.

To fudge these charts you’d have to:

Precisely replicate bar heights across five metrics (uniques, visits, pages, hits, bandwidth)
Maintain correct proportional differences between every month
Match the exact pixel spacing, color gradients, and overlays
Rebuild every legend, axis, and value so it still lines up mathematically

This isn’t dragging a few numbers in Excel.
You’d need:

high-end graphics chops
pixel-level manipulation
an intimate understanding of AWStats’ rendering logic
and hours of forensic-level work

AWStats is used by agencies and hosting providers specifically because it’s log-driven and client-proof.

These aren’t vanity charts, they’re built from server access logs line by line.

Faking all of that would be more work than just earning the traffic in the first place.

All these numbers are pulled straight from the live AWStats panel — raw, timestamped, and uneditable.

If you honestly think you’ve got the guts to challenge any of it,
call Eric directly at 316-351-8409.

While he’s got you on the phone,
He will send you a “real-time screenshot” from the live server dashboard.
No filters.
No edits.
No excuses.
Date & time stamped, sent to you via email in seconds.

Just cold, hard data…the kind most clipboard warriors and PMP punks suddenly lose their courage around.

Most people won’t make that call.

They never do.

Because deep down, they already know…

Truth hits harder when it’s delivered in real time!

🥊 And just a heads up…Mike Tyson had it right:

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.”

Most of the critics, haters, clipboard warriors, and PMP punks?
They’ve all got plans.
They’ve all got opinions.
They’ve all got stories they tell themselves about how this works, what matters, and who’s legit.

But the second they see raw, real-time, server-stamped proof…
The second the facts hit them square in the jaw…
Their plan evaporates.

That’s why almost nobody makes the call.
They know stepping into the ring with actual numbers is the moment they get punched in the face —
by reality, not rhetoric.

Truth doesn’t flinch.
Truth doesn’t negotiate.
Truth doesn’t apologize.

Truth hits exactly like Tyson:
swift, brutal, and undeniable.

🧨 THE TRIFECTA OF “ARGUE WITH THIS AND YOU’LL LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT” EVIDENCE

This page is one leg of our stool of “overwhelming evidence” or receipts as it’s many times referred to now.

You can see it interlinked with:

Historical EU Stats (2013–2015):
Where we show how Epic Ultras dominated the midwestern ultra scene long before most of the current clipboard warriors even knew what a 100-miler was.
Eric Steele’s “Top 10 Dead Giveaways of a Shitty Ultra Report”:
Where Eric very specifically lays out, in brutal detail, the difference between a true a high quality ultra and the weak-ass, watered-down knockoffs.
These 2025 Server Stats:
Cold, current proof that the audience has followed the momentum right back to Epic Ultras…Epic Ultras 2.0!

Three different angles.

Three different timeframes.

One unified message:

Epic Ultras isn’t “coming back.”

Epic Ultras 2.0 is NOT some damn “reunion tour.”

Epic Ultras sets the bar…and our numbers prove it.

Epic Ultras Web Server Stats
December 1st-8th, 2025

Epic Ultras Web Server Stats
November 2025

Epic Ultras Web Server Stats
October 2025

MORE OVERWHELMING PROOF

Epic Ultra Statistics

Top 10 Dead Giveaways of a Shitty Ultra–by Eric Steele

At the end of the day, the numbers don’t lie…and the numbers don’t care who doubts, who whispers, or who gets uncomfortable.

They just sit there, cold, raw, undeniable.

This is the part where every clipboard warrior, every PMP-punk theorist, every committee-coddled “decision maker,” and every behind-the-scenes thumb-dick who thought they understood our beloved sport gets their spine straightened by simple arithmetic.

You don’t have to like Epic Ultras.

You don’t have to “get” Epic Ultras.

You sure as hell don’t have to approve of our tone.

But you cannot argue with:

the historic dominance laid out in our Stats Archive,
Eric Steele’s personal condensed ultra-resume inside the Top 10 Dead Giveaways of a Shitty Ultra, not to mention the actual reality laid bare in his report.
and our web-server logs, shown above, public, timestamped, pixel-armored, and generating more traffic in 30 days than most organizations in our beloved sport see in an entire year.

This is not opinion.

This is not nostalgia.

This is not some “reunion tour.”

This is fact. This is force. This is the new standard.

If the data offends you…good.
If the momentum rattles you…good.
If the truth stings, well, read it and weep.

Because here’s the simple, brutal reality:

Epic Ultras isn’t asking for permission.

Epic Ultras isn’t waiting for approval.

Epic Ultras is setting the bar, and our numbers prove it.

Touch it.

Challenge it.

Deny it.

Every single line, chart, page-view, and damn terabyte says the same thing:

Epic Ultras 2.0 has already shifted the landscape…and we haven’t even held our first race of the new era yet!

If you’re a runner: Welcome!
If you’re a fan: Buckle up!
If you’re a competitor: Pay attention!
If you’re a hater: Bookmark this page…you’ll be back!

Because facts don’t bend.

Proof doesn’t flinch.

Our wave isn’t slowing down for anybody, it’s a deep-Pacific freight-train swell rolling straight into the North Shore, and if you’re not already dropping in, you’re most likely already underwater.